I’ve recently gotten more requests for information about shaving things other than the face, especially…down below (ahem). So when I got an sponsorship query from Manscaped about their body grooming kit that included not only a wet/dry hair trimmer and a toner and moisturizer, but also a DE razor, my interest was piqued and I decided to follow up.
Sharpologist has touched on body grooming a few times over the years, but nothing really all-encompassing. So I thought this might be a good opportunity write something more complete that includes an excellent body grooming kit besides.
The Manscaped Kit
Manscaped sent me their “The Perfect Package 2.0” kit to use. Although they concentrate on “below the belt” grooming, the products are certainly usable for other “manscaping” tasks like chest, stomach, legs, etc. (Manscaped links are affiliate)
- “The Lawn Mower” personal trimmer
- “The Plow” safety razor
- “Crop Preserver” moisturizer and deodorant
- “Crop Reviver” toner & refresher
- “Magic Mat” disposable paper shaving mats
- “The Shed” travel/storage bag
The Lawn Mower 2.0
This cordless, rust-resistant, waterproof trimmer has a built-in rechargeable battery that will run for about 60 minutes from a full charge (via a USB cord like a cell phone). It features a replaceable ceramic blade module to help avoid nicks and snags. A 6,000 RPM motor can handle coarse and curly hair without tugs and pulls. The unit also includes a couple of snap-on hair combs with different reduction levels, and a cleaning brush.
After using The Lawn Mower, The Plow safety razor can be used “for an extra sense of refinement and smoothness.”
The Plow is a three-piece DE, probably OEM’d from Baili judging by the included blades. While The Plow will not make Sharpologist’s Best Safety Razor list the build quality seems to be quite decent for it’s price and I think it has an entirely acceptable weight and balance for the task at hand. More on that later….
To get an idea of how the razor performs I tried The Plow on my face first, with a brushless cream, to give myself a familiar baseline. I found The Plow to be a (mercifully) gentle razor, as I had hoped. Other than a couple minor weepers I got a pretty decent shave, and the thin head design actually got into tight places like under the nose relatively easy.
This “Multitasking moisturizer and deodorant” is a residue- and oil-free, anti-chafing liquid talcum gel. It’s formulated to reduce bacterial microorganisms on the skin and protect the skin’s moisture barrier.
Ingredients: Water, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Tapioca Starch, Glyceryl Stearate (and) Peg-100 Stearate, Caprylic Capric Triglycerides, Stearic acid, Stearyl Alcohol, Carbomer, Fragrance, Potassium Hydroxide, Methylchloroisothiazolinone, Methlisothiazolinone, Disodium EDTA,
Using this product may be a bit different than others you may have tried. After showering, towel off (by patting, not rubbing!), making sure to dry completely. Apply and rub a small amount of Crop Preserver into the palm of the hands then apply on and around sensitive areas that require…”ventilation.” It dries on contact.
This is Manscape’s spray-on toner, designed to reduce inflammation and irritation “for highly sensitive and high-friction areas of the body.”
Ingredients: Water, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Denatured Dehydrated Alcohol 40B, Polysorbate 20, Hamamelis Virginiana (Witch Hazel), Fragrance, Methylchloroisothiazolinone, Methlisothiazolinone, Sodium Citrate, Citric Acid
Like many toners for the face it’s designed as an anytime “pick-me-up.”
How To Shave “Down There”
Something that is not included with the Manscaped body grooming kit are thorough, explicit directions on how to properly groom your body (other than some whimsical tips printed on their “Magic Mat”): they assume you’ve done this before.
Me? Not so much. Sure, I may be considered an “expert” at shaving the face but I’m headed for the top end of “middle age” and–culturally-speaking–shaving other parts of the body regularly is just not something I’m used to doing routinely. So I’ve been learning-by-doing over the past couple of months with the help of the internet and Mrs. Mantic59….
The first thing I quickly discovered is that there are a lot of other people who seem to be in the same boat, though they’re mostly from the younger end of the age spectrum. One of the top “long tail” searches on Google related to shaving is “how to shave your balls” and variations thereof.
Collecting a lot of information and “learning by doing” I think I’ve managed to distill the process into a reasonably simple routine. Now if I can just keep the discussion of various body parts to a “PG” level….
Some General Suggestions
In a lot of ways shaving is…well…shaving, no matter what you’re shaving. There are basic principles involved that apply:
- The area to be shaved should be clean;
- The area to be shaved should be well-hydrated;
- The hair should be reduced in stages rather than trying to eliminate it all at once.
- The best results from a shave stroke come when the skin is flattened for the most efficient cut.
- Moisturize and protect the area after shaving.
Culture And Philosophy
Before you begin it may be appropriate to ask yourself: self, how far do I want to go with this? Pubic hair is useful for lubrication and comfort.
Particularly in the case of shaving the pubic region bare, there are actually good reasons for not doing it. Itching, allergic reactions, and rashes can be an annoyance. But beyond that, the pubic area can harbor a lot of bacteria. When you shave the pubic area you risk getting tiny nicks and cuts that bacteria can get into, possibly causing things like HPV, genital warts, or even (look this up at your own peril) Fournier gangrene.
On the other hand, some cultures and religions demand it. And it does make a less welcoming home to body lice.
Trimming (reasonably) closely certainly has aesthetic qualities though, especially for a guy–access for “sexytime” can be a lot easier and you can look bigger down there!
First Things First
If you’re doing this for the first time there’s going to be a fairly significant time investment involved, so be sure to carve out an hour or more of “me time” so you’re not rushed.
Consider grooming from the bottom up: if you’re interested in just the torso start with the stomach and move up to the chest. If you want to groom your pubic region start with…um…the elephant’s tusks and move up to the elephant’s trunk.
And dedicate whatever gear you use for grooming the pubic region for that use only. Don’t “multitask” a product that might harbor bacteria that could migrate to another part of the body (ewwww…).
Ideally you want to use a trimmer that can be used in either wet or dry environments. Personally I trim while dry because I can see better, but it’s personal preference.
Position yourself (standing or sitting) over the Magic Mat disposable shaving mat (or an unfolded newspaper, a large towel, or something else to catch trimmings) and take a comfortable stance. Turn on the trimmer. If you have never trimmed before and the hair is pretty long, use a comb attachment to reduce the hair to a manageable level, gently moving the trimmer against the direction of hair growth with the comb tips pointing forward. Then remove the comb and “float” the trimmer over the area without actually touching the skin if possible (particularly when going near the elephant’s tusks).
If it would help to carefully pull the skin taught to flatten the area, go ahead, but be careful not to over-stretch the skin: pubic hairs are coarser and curlier so it’s easier for the hair to curl back into the skin and cause an ingrown hair. Shoot for stubble about 1/8th to 1/16th of an inch long if you can but don’t be too concerned if you don’t get down to that level on the first try. Safe is definitely better than sorry.
Consider exciting the elephant’s trunk just before trimming it as a way of getting the area taught. A significant other or friend with benefits may be useful here….
By the way, I’m pretty pleased with the way the Manscaped “Lawn Mower 2.0” trimmer performs for this task. It is noticeably quieter, with less external vibration, than other trimmers I tried.
If you have decided to go “baby’s butt smooth” (are you really sure you want to do that?) more preparation will be required. Cleaning then soaking in a hot, steamy bath or shower for at least five minutes (ten would be better) is mandatory.
Consider the position you will shave in. I have tried standing, sitting, and laying down: sitting (either in the bathtub or on a waterproof chair in the shower) is by far the easiest position for me but as with all things shaving “your mileage may vary.”
I’ve read (particularly on forums frequented by bodybuilders) that some use traditional shave kit for lather (i.e. a brush and lathering cream or soap) and a lot of them say it feels great! If you decide to do this for the groin buy a separate set of products just for that region.
Most people use more “modern” shave lubricants–gels, oils, or creams–that are transparent so they can better see what they’re shaving. Just don’t use something from a pressurized can, OK?
You may be tempted to use a regular, mass market, pivot head, multi-blade razor. I suggest against that: the “lift and cut” technology of modern multi-blade cartridges will make ingrown hairs and razor burn much more likely. Use a razor with a single blade. As I mentioned earlier, the Manscaped “The Plow” DE safety razor is reasonably gentle as long as you remember to take short strokes without putting any pressure on the razor–just let it glide across the lubricated skin in the same direction the hair grows in (the “grain’).
Carefully stretch the area you are shaving with one hand just enough to provide a flat surface for the blade’s edge while you shave with the other hand. A mirror will probably be useful here!
The key here is to work slowly and carefully! If you miss a spot, just let it go and get to it next time.
After you are finished shaving, rinse the area with warm (not hot) water. It might be worth re-washing the area with an antibacterial soap if you’re worried about how badly you just shaved.
Then dry off with a clean towel using patting motions–do not rub the area!
Once you’re dry you will need to apply a gentle aftershave product to sooth and protect the area. I use the Manscaped “Crop Protector” and get great results.
Depending on the level of hair reduction you have achieved and want to maintain, you may have to do additional body grooming anywhere from several times a week to once every couple of weeks. It depends on you and your goals.